A Blog for the Smart Set
No, Officer. I can't say how he died. Unless it was the second hand smoke.
"And I even roll my own tampons..."
thinking to herself....(if i have to put on that god damned baby jane outfit again, I'LL SCREAM!)
We're gonna needa roach clip on the next round...
Milk, eggs, kill that Bankhead bitch, olives, gin...
Jesus, this tight belt won't let my lunch go down!
"Wait a second... think about it. You are Bette Godamn Davis! I'm a star, but I can do The Merv Griffin Show. There is no shame."
This is good shit. I should've gotten more.
OMG - these comments are hilarious! I'm laughing out loud!xoxoDeb
"Oh for Chrissakes you bore the hell out of me. I am out of here."
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