Contestant number one is this pert and spunky little '56 Thunderbird in it's original condition. Always a classic.
Contestant number two, however, is this modified '76 Caddy. Extended front quarter panels (acting as horse blinders to the headlights), the 'I've got a cool idea' reintroduction of fins, and the slapping on of Continental style rear tire cover, make this car one hot mess. It looks like a middle aged former chic beauty that a reversal of fortune has caused to go to a cut-rate plastic surgeon and get some really bad work. A Car and Driver version of a 'Glamor Don't' if there ever was one.