Felix In Hollywood

A Blog for the Smart Set

Friday, February 4, 2011

Waiter! - Two More Saucers Of Milk Please.





Sophia Loren has a noticeable bosom.  Whose  is bigger, I have no idea and could not care less.  I became a star without a husband producing my pictures, and I became a star in respectable pictures!
-Gina Lollobrigida






It is a shame that Miss Lollobrigida never won the Academy Award.  
But she likes to play herself instead of other characters.
-Sophia Loren


Thursday, February 3, 2011

Why Didn't It Work

Liza Minnelli and fiancee Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Though the lived together for eighteen months and were engaged briefly during that time, the Minnelli/Arnaz union was not to be.

Some think it was the age difference.  When they got together she was 25 and he was nineteen.  The first time they met was when a 9 year old Liza walked in to Desi's bedroom (who was then 3) and announced, "Hi! I'm Liza."



Others think that Liza, spending so much time on the road doing concerts, ruined it.  The fact that on one of those concert dates in London she conducted a wild month long affair with Peter Sellers probably didn't help.


 The other conventional wisdom is that Desi was madly in love and desperately wanted the marriage but Liza was gun shy.



After finding the above picture, I've developed my own theory.  Having to sit through the premiere  of 1973's Lost Horizon is enough to kill any relationship!

Why do you think these two crazy kids couldn't make a go of it?



**note to self:  you can't put your hand that high up on a 19 year old's thigh with out them getting that far away look.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Breakfast With Betty

Lauren Bacall
Avoid those unwanted pounds by having the Hollywood Breakfast of the Stars.

Monday, January 31, 2011

It's A Daily Thing...Everyday!

My dearest friends and ardent supporters, I told you I would keep you updated on developments with the tour business, so I'm filing the following report.



All is Fantastic!

As the tour continues to grow in popularity, I've decided to take the major step of clearing my schedule of any other commitments and expand the tour schedule.  Starting this Friday, I'll be offering tours 7 days a week!  Monday - Thursday at 1:30 pm, Friday - Sunday at 1pm and 4pm.  Yep, 10 tours per week.  It's a little scary but every time I've taken a leap of faith in life, it's always worked, so keep your fingers crossed, here goes...



Gloria Swanson's reaction when I told her the news.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Buy That Little Lady A Saucer Of Milk!



"Judy Holliday is the funniest comedic actress in pictures, and Joan Crawford is the funniest dramatic actress."
- Constance Bennett

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Mary's Garden Grows

Mary Astor


With dahlias, not asters.  Either way, young Mary is pretty as a flower.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Actors And Other Animals - Part 2

Joan Blondell and puppies

Dorothy Lamour loses the argument.

Gene Tierney with coordinating leopard

Hitchcock directing, always directing

Missy Stanwyck with her poodle named (are you ready?) Little Missy!

Two Beauties - Rudy Valentino and leopard cub.


The kooky Simone Simon becoming a cat, people.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

The Body - By Fisher.

If you've been reading this blog for a while you know that I am enamored of classic cars every bit as much as I am of classic films and classic Hollywood.  Well I just came across a real honey.  A car with a true Hollywood pedigree as Oscar worthy as the 24 karat gold trim it possessed, as brilliant as the 30 coats of crushed platinum dust that was it's paint job, as garish as the blood red leather interior!

As for the title of this post:


We of a certain age will certainly remember this badge on the bottom door sill of all General Motors cars.  While the vehicle in question was indeed a GM product, the body was as much indebted to the legendary George Barris as it was the Detroit Fisher plant.

There is another meaning to the title as well.  You see the owner of this dream on wheels was Marie "The Body" McDonald.



To tell Marie's story I'd have to be gettin' all Confidential Magazine on ya, for the life that she led was an amusement park ride...in a fun-house mirror.  The good news is that my wonderful friend, neighbor and resident Danger Dame, Donna Lethal wrote a brilliant article on the life and death of Marie which I encourage you to read.  And cuz you're so swell I'll put the link for it at the bottom of this post.

Meantime, suffice it to say that "The Body" was a moderately successful showgirl turned band singer, turned pin-up girl, turned actress, turned recording artist.  Perhaps greater than her talents though, Marie had three burning passions:  Alcohol, drugs, and publicity.


Our story picks up in 1954 when the six times married Marie was in the middle of her first of two marriages to Shoe Magnate Harry Karl (you'll recall that Harry is the same fellow that would bleed Debbie Reynolds dry a few years later.  It might also be of interest to note that between the two ladies, he was also married to the the widow of Columbia Pictures President Harry Cohn.  For exactly one month!)  So anyway, Karl decides he wants to give the Mrs. a present and he buys the star of the 1953 Motorama, the Cadilliac Le Mans.  (there were only 4 of these cars produced and he got the Le Mans #1)  He sent it to Barris Kustom Autos in Lynwood and this was the result:


It was featured in the December 1955 issue of Motor Trend Magazine:


Here's what Motor Trend had to say about the 'Barris Bonanza':

Boasting a television set, radio-telephone, tape recorder, and cocktail bar among its many other expressions of all-out individualism, this Cadillac Le Mans by Barris cuts a wide swath anywhere.
The body is mostly Fiberglas with the exception of the lower fender panels, which are formed of body steel and then blue-white chrome plated. Trim between the lower chromed parts of the fenders and the Fiberglas part of the body is 1/2-inch steel bar, plated with 24-karat gold. To stop rattles before they start, a strip of 1/8-inch rubber separates the gold-plated trim and the body panels. Hubcaps are done in a combination of gold and chrome; the thirty individually inserted "spokes" and the protruding center are gold, with the remainder in chrome. Paint is 30 [yes thirty!] coats of "platinum dust" sprayed over a polychromic base sealer.
The rear window and top are trimmed with chrome-plated steel. The whole top assembly including the rear window can be removed, or the window may be left in place and the top removed.
The engine is the 300-horsepower Cadillac with dual 4-throat carburetors set up by the factory for the original Le Mans model. All engine accessories, valve covers, etc., are chrome plated, of course.

In short order Marie wrapped it around a tree but both she and it were soon repaired.
Only a decade later, with the Caddy long gone, Marie, burned out and fresh out of ideas for one more publicity stunt,  hopped on the Percodan train for Fabulon.  She was 42.

In that horrible way that beautiful things are all too often not allowed to last, that beautiful car only made it a decade less than poor Marie.  In 1984 it was purchased by a collector in Pleasanton, Ca.  and several months later in 1985, a fire leveled the warehouse containing the car along with many of his other dream machines.


To read all about Marie McDonald's dizzying life go here

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Actors And Other Animals

Anne Francis and Lion

Betty, Bogie and Dog
Kitten, Kitt, and Kitten

Piper Laurie and Bunny

The Fabulous Judy Geeson with Parrot and Dog


And not to be outdone by her peers above, pre-Theda Bara vamp, Louise Glaum becomes the animal!

Louise Glaum

Monday, January 17, 2011

I'm With Blanche!

Sometimes 'I don't want reality, I want magic'.  For example:

When I first saw the picture below, my initial thought was, "How nice that Glenn has such a pretty mother."


When I finally realized that it is of course, his wife Eleanor Powell, I kinda gasped.  Out loud.  Now I never thought of her as a big, sexy glamour puss.  But when ever I think of
Powell, I think of a gal covered with everything MGM could throw at her:



Of course that top picture isn't really fair.  Glenn's hair is tousled, making him look younger, and the style of her dress is rather matronly.  Not to mention the fact that the fabric ( a knit boucle?) is adding a few pounds.

"Well anyway," I thought, "no matter what a few years and childbirth did to her, there never was a  caucasian that could touch her when it came to tap."  Even Fred Astaire thought so.

Then, as if the interweb gods were trying to calm my frayed nerves I found this:


And that's more like it!

Sunday, January 16, 2011