Felix In Hollywood

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

That's The Last Time I Eat Crab Imperial Before Bed.

8 comments:

normadesmond said...

might you have gotten confused and dreamed that you jacked in a box?

mrpeenee said...

I think if you gather the neighborhood children around to watch you jump out of a box in your underwear, like this illustration suggests, claiming it was just a dream is going to turn out to be a pretty feeble defense.

Stephen said...

I once got CRABS IMPERIAL from sleeping in Stanley's bed in 1979.

MJ said...

A spring-loaded box would be handy for party tricks.

kabuki zero said...

looks more like Jezebel in a box to me. Having crab Imperial without champagne is like putting ketchup on a hot dog. Lucky it was only a bad dream.

Ask the Cool Cookie said...

The follow up to this ad was "Last night I dreamt that I was attending my son's psychotherapy session in my Maidenform Bra."

FelixInHollywood said...

LOL!

jason said...

lol at stephen